Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Lebron Traveled

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404 Error: Joke not found

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Anti Joke

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