I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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