What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Steering Wheel Face.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Womens Rights.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Avery has crabs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

25

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

a banana

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

9:11 make a wish

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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