- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Penis.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Sea World Japan.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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