Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Religion

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What do you find....... there's a..........

NEVER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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