steves legs

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

pubic lice.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

want to go home? yea

People Eating Tasty Animals

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