- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Chuck Norris died.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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