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Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

a little girl gets raped

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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