- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Please don't rape me.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Come in

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

You know George Washington? He died.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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