- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Shit.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Penis

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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