Baseball

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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you are gay

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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chuck norris

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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