- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Hi colton

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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