- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is 69? A two digit number.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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