Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

9/11

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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