Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Women's rights.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Oliver's friends

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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penis that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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