Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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