Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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