- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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