What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mum is dead

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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