why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Bing

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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I don't get it

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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knock knock come in

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Nicholas Cage

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Lebron Traveled

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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