If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Adam Sandler.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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go go gadget

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I won the game.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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