10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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