How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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