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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Women's rights.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Jasper sucks.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's 6 + 9? 15.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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