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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Baseball

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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