- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

American Idol

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

two fish are in a tank.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Baseball

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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