Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Tacos

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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arse

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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jack shine has boobs

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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