yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Penis

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Come in

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

you are gay

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Bing

A mexican goes to an ATM.

a black father

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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