- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.: