What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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The WNBA

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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