You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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ur mother

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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throbbing slobber

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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