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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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