If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Haha pizza

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Golf.

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