- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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