Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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