Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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This is not Will Smith.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Black people are clen.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Lacrosse

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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