As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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I dislike old people.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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fart

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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