What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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George W. Bush

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What break when you talk?

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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No.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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penisface

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your momma's an antijoke

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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knock knock come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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