- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

your momma's an antijoke

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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