A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Hello world

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

^that joke's not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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