- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Jewish People

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

penis

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

George W. Bush

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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