how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

I am a real homosexual

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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