- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

My sister has to take a dump

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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