- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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