Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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WNBA

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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