- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Golf.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

women's rights

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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