What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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fart

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

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