gay marriage.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I came.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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hi my name is? joe

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Jasper sucks.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A ginger rapping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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