- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

God is religiously proven to be real

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What's 6 + 9? 15.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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