Haha

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Nicholas Cage

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Dear John,

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A van drives into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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