Black people

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Exactly what?

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WNBA

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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