- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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