- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

A Jew returns change.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you find....... there's a..........

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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