- Anti Joke

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

if u r not my friend, like this joke

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

i heart wiener

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hummer.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.