- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

you just lost the game!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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