- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

I am really good at math debating

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Men's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Benevolent villain.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

if it's friday, it must be China

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Y2K

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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