What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Where else? The junk yard

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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