There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

French people

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Where else? The junk yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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