- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Tacos

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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