Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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women's rights

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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