- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate you.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

stuff and dogs {()}

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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