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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Golf.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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haha.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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