Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i heart wiener

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Men's rights.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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