Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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lololololololololol

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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No

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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i heart wiener

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