Haha

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want to go home? yea

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Y2K

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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