- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

knock knock you may come in

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Women

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Tacos

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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