Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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