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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Please don't rape me.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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