Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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sweaty black guy

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Like this joke

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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