Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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newt gingrich

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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sweaty black guy

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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