- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

I'm gay. Great me too.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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