Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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