. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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nice shorts.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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