From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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