Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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whats better than shoes feet

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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W.N.B.A.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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