Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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noodles

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Canada

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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