jokes r dumb

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I love boobs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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