whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Pianca going ham

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Obama.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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