- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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