- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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