-Knock knock -Come on in!

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What's your name? You tell me.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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