Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Pianca going ham

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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World peace

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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