What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

W.N.B.A.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

This post contains NOTHING.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Covietz has a large penis

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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