why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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The geese of Growmore

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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