What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Myspace

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suck my dick.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Ben is gay

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go go gadget

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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