What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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