Jasper sucks.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Write your own

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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