How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Canada's army

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Anti Joke

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