What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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