- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jasper sucks.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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