What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Women rights.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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