- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

An Irishman stays home

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Punchline.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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