Santa Clogged my toliet

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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marble

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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