Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Y2K

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Anti Joke

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