- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Your life That's the joke

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Obamacare!

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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