How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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