what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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beiber i straight

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Gadaffi

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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I love boobs

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steves legs

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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im black

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SAY

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Covietz has a large penis

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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