Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

did you ever see a butter fly?

beiber i straight

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Gadaffi

I love boobs

steves legs

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A horse walks into a bar...n

SAY

Covietz has a large penis

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

im black

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why were corners made? For crying.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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