- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Women's Golf

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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