Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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