- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

what is patrick wilson? smart

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Fruitcake

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Noah is Smart.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

I LIKE TURLES.

minorities

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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