- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

God is religiously proven to be real

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

jack shine has boobs

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

cheese

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

...and I'm a Mormon.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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