Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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