Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what is patrick wilson? smart

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops