- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Hey Caleb.

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