Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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alcoholism kills

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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