Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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