When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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