Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Jasper sucks.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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i like potatoes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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