What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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women's rights

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Baseball

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Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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I love you.

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Come in

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Slavery lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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