A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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knock knock you may come in

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why....... Because.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What's 9 +10 19

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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