BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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I am black.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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