What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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