Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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...Jack Vale

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I am black.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Fruitcake

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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