knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

a horse walks into a barn

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A scottish man having fun

the WNBA

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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