- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Benevolent villain.

What does a man like. food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What do you find....... there's a..........

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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