Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

My life

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Come in

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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