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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Potato salad

newt gingrich

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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