An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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