what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why were corners made? For crying.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A ginger rapping.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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