A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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SAY

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Brittney Spears

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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25

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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