What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

My life

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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