john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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