whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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