What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Dear John,

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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