what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Fruitcake

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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i hate you.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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