9/11

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

the joke below me is not an anti joke

josh simpson has cancer

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

penis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

This is not Will Smith.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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