Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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