Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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