How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Scott

Oliver's friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

This is not Will Smith.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Women's Golf

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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