- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Women's rights

What is big and white, not the moon CC

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

knock knock you may come in

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Anti Joke

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