What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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pubic lice.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Dear John,

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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This is not a joke.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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