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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

The jets are a good team..

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.