black people. that is all...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Kate

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