Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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hi im paul!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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