What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Men's rights.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Hitler is my role model

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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