What do black men do in the South? Hang around

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Haha pizza

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Women's Golf

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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