To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What break when you talk?

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Women's rights.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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ur mother

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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I love Ciara!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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